Kata2 bijak yg pernah ada di Truk/Bus di Indonesia HέhέhέHέhέhέ :::

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Anda butuh waktu,kami butuh uang

Naik Gratis,Turun Bayar

Ma2ku 1/3 dis -- > mamaku seperti gadis..

THE ME anak IS 3 > demi anak istri

Jagalah jandamu

JANGAN DINIKAHI BILA SEGEL RUSAK

TABAH MENANTI

Ku Nanti Jandamu

SEKARANG BAYAR, BESOK GRATIS

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] APKTNTAJ.COM > maksudnya?? hahahaha.. ape kate ente aje , ternyata...

Ber 2 1 7 an > berdua 1 tujuan

MER - 123 - LUCK > mertuwa galak.. haha.. bisa jah..

THONK HE LOVE > tong hilap, alias don;t porget

be are the kill us all come fuck >biar dekil asal kompak.. huaahahaha..

BE YOUNG CARE ROCK > biang kerok

Alone Bye LA Must > ini apa artinya? Ternyata alon bae la mas (tegal aksen)

Cintamu Tak Semurni Bensinku

Ja 500 Let > jago pelet

BURONAN MERTUA

on any book an plumb pleasant > hauahaha.. "onani bukan pelampiasan ;P*

BERSATU DI PANGKALAN BERSAING DI JALANAN

Bercinta di Bis Berpisah di Terminal

STREET FIGHTER > maksudnya preman jalanan?

PUTUS CINTA. sudah biasa.
PUTUS ROKOK. merana.
PUTUS REM. matilah kita.

Cintaku Berat Di Bensin

MAN 7 jur > mantu jujur

JUM'AT KELABU -> Trayek Ps. Jumat - Pd. Labu

Mencari nafkah demi desah

UCOK= Uang Cukup Ongkos Kurang

Lupa namanya, ingat rasanya

Enak tapi dosa

Istri goyang suami basah

pergi karena tugas . pulang karena beras..

rejekiku dari silitmu -> tulisan di truk sedot tinja

MATSIBISHA

cinta di tolak dukun terbahak

Pulang malu, tak pulang rindu..

Cinta putus kimpoi pun tak jadi

JANDA BARU NENEN -> Trayek Juanda - Ps.Baru - Senen

JANDA 1/3 DIS

Do Now .. Casino . In Draw .-> War Cop DKI

bukan salah ibu mengandung.. .
salah bapak nggak pake sarung

LONG STREET OF MEMORY -> Sepanjang Jalan Kenangan

Ora Sama Bin Lain

besar di rantau, tua di jalan

tak sehina yang kau duga

ABANG YANG ENAK ADE YANG BERANAK

Kalau gadismu tak kudapat, jangan harap jandamu bisa lolos

Kutangmu Yang Kumau

**Supir & kenek indo lumayan pd kreatif ya
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Critanya ada sepasang suami istri yang baru1 bulan menikah pergi ke dukun:

Suami-istri: Mbah, kita kan baru nikah, kita ingin anak kita nanti jadi presiden... apa mbah bisa membantu kita??
Dukun: ho ho... gampang itu buat dukun sekaliber saya, ini saya punya ramuan yg musti kalian minum lalu stlh minum kalian harus berlibur ke gunung dan bersetubuh disana.... tapi dengan satu syarat: KETIKA KALIAN BERSETUBUH PENIS SUAMI ANDA HANYA BOLEH MASUK "KEPALANYA" AJA!"

Suami: Ohh gitu mbah, ujungnya doang yah... baik mbah gampang itu, akan saya lakukan. trims mbah.

lalu mereka menyewa villa di pegunungan yg dingin, ketika siap2 ML mereka minum ramuan dr sang dukun dan si istri mengingatkan "maass, inget ya kata mbah, yg dimasukin "palanya" aja jadi jangan semuanya"... beress sayaang, demi anak kita jadi presiden. lalu terjadilah "pertempuran" hot di ranjang:

Suami: ouughh saay enak banget ya, ujungnya doank nih... anak kita bakal presiden nih say... -

Suami: uugghh say, aku masukin dikiitt lagi yaah say... anak kita jadi menteri aja gpp yah.. yg penting bisa berguna buat negara khan. Istri: uugghh ya udah deh mas, menteri jg udah bagus kok oohh yesss ooughh....

Suami: aduh sayaaang aku masukin dikiiiittt lagi yaah, gak tahan nih.... biar anak kita jadi pengusaha aja gak papa deh say, yg penting banyak duit.
Istri: oouugghh maas gak tahan ya... ya udah deh mas masukin dikiit lagi gpp, jadi pengusaha jg bagus kok (sambil mendesah2)

Suami (20 mnt kemudian dah gak tahan lagi) ooouughhghh saayy... abang gak tahaan lagii (sambil ngegenjot kuat2,dimasukinlah semuanya sampe dalem) sambil berkata jd gembel,gembel ϑέčĥ loe!!! ‎​​◦°◦=D=D◦°◦ ♓â♓â♓â ◦°◦=D=D◦°◦‎​​◦°◦ [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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RB66 wrote:Wkwkwkwkwk......asli kocak storynya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Apa gw bilang dulu, bro berbakat neh jd penulis story yg "menjurus2" loh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Terbukti deh......teruskan.....[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

aropunk wrote:Kata2 bijak yg pernah ada di Truk/Bus di Indonesia HέhέhέHέhέhέ :::

pernah jadi sopir atau kenek trayek mana aja om ... banyak bener kata-kata bijaknya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

aropunk wrote:Critanya ada sepasang suami istri yang baru1 bulan menikah pergi ke dukun:

kalo kata om solar .... sebelum dimasukin .... kepalanya digosok gosokin dulu pake ludah [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

aropunk wrote:9. Apa singkatan KFC menurut Ariel? Kenikmatan Fantat CutTari

meskipun pant*tnya buri*an ... tetap jagonya 'ayam' [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

RB66 wrote:Apa gw bilang dulu, bro berbakat neh jd penulis story yg "menjurus2" loh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Terbukti deh......teruskan.....[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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Taras wrote:
pernah jadi sopir atau kenek trayek mana aja om ... banyak bener kata-kata bijaknya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

trayek gw khusus celeb cewe.... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Taras wrote:

kalo kata om solar .... sebelum dimasukin .... kepalanya digosok gosokin dulu pake ludah [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

keknya om solar musti blajar byk dr jij dee...jij pk ps bio kan [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Taras wrote:

meskipun pant*tnya buri*an ... tetap jagonya 'ayam' [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

tp elo tetep pilih bokong ariel kan brur...hwhwhwakaka [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

wkwkwk...opa bisa aja...
jangan lupa ARDHATH(lupa ketikannya bener ngak): Aku Rela Diperkosa"H" Asal Tidak Hamil..... H itu siapa??????

aropunk wrote:mirip Ariel jokes:

1. Apa persamaan mirip Luna sama mirip Cut Tari, masing2 suka baca buku cerita Peterpan dalam keadaan telanjang.

2. Apa perbedaan mirip Luna dan mirip Cut Tari, kalau Cut Tari suka nanya kalau keluarnya dimana, Luna ga perduli.

3. Suatu saat Cut Tari dan Luna ketemu di bar, Luna marah dan langsung damprat Cut Tari, "dasar cewek murahan, cowo orang elu mauin juga. Cut Tari jawab dengan santai, "eh yang penting gua udah kimpoi, ga kaya elo have sex sebelum nikah!"

4. Cut Tari suatu saat marah2 dan memutuskan Ariel karena Ariel kepergok sedang masturbasi pakai sabun Lux dengan gambar Luna.

5. Ariel tidak berhasil untuk membujuk Cut Tari dan Luna Maya untuk have sex bareng alias Threesome. Karena yg satu mau di hotel yg ac nya merek Sharp satu lagi maunya Toshiba.
aroric: 6. Ariel Peterpan akhirnya mencoba solo dalam albumnya yang terbaru, walaupun hanya ada 3 lagu, berdurasi 2 menit berjudul "Terlalu Singkat", 6 menit berjudul "Maya!" dan 8 menit berjudul "Keluar dimana".

7. Apa perbedaan 'rasa' Luna dan Cut Tari menurut Ariel? Yang satu halus lembut wangi, yang satu lagi rasa ayam KFC

8. Akhirnya pihak Toshiba membatalkan kontrak dengan Luna Maya, alasannya Luna tidak mewakili Toshiba memberikan kualitas terbaik untuk penampilan videonya, maka kontrak akan dipindahkan ke Cut Tari.

9. Apa singkatan KFC menurut Ariel? Kenikmatan Fantat CutTari

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Kapaktumpul wrote:wkwkwk...opa bisa aja...
jangan lupa ARDHATH(lupa ketikannya bener ngak): Aku Rela Diperkosa"H" Asal Tidak Hamil..... H itu siapa??????

hihihii [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ...ejaaannya yg bner ARDATH om...itulo merk rokok jamdul [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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hihihii [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ...ejaaannya yg bner ARDATH om...itulo merk rokok jamdul [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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