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    Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:54 pm

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by legability on Fri 08 Oct 2010, 6:27 pm

    ANJENk!!! EnEEEEEggggg ... ngehe pas lg makan gue ... HASYYYuuuuuuuuu .......................................

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Fri 08 Oct 2010, 7:14 pm

    Uwek....uwek....abis muntah deh semua yg gw makan td siang pale pale pale
    Jd gak napsu makan lg deh mlm ini, abis liat "banana boat"...... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sat 09 Oct 2010, 12:03 pm

    legability wrote:ANJENk!!! EnEEEEEggggg ... ngehe pas lg makan gue ... HASYYYuuuuuuuuu .......................................

    RB66 wrote:Uwek....uwek....abis muntah deh semua yg gw makan td siang pale pale pale
    Jd gak napsu makan lg deh mlm ini, abis liat "banana boat"...... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    kena dee loe2 pade wkwkwkwkwkk Twisted Evil [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Twisted Evil lol!

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Tue 19 Oct 2010, 1:13 pm

    anal + buah = apes!!!
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    pada saat perang dunia,terdapat 3 orang pilot yg terdampar di pulau kalimantan,setelah tersesat selama 2 hari,tiba2 mereka disergap oleh suku headhunter yg terkenal kegemarannya memenggal kepala lawan mereka...setelah memohon ampun akhirnya
    Maka kepala suku setempat berkata, 'Kalo kamu semua masih mau hidup, kalian harus pergi ke hutan dan bawa kembali SEPULUH buah yg jenisnya sama. Tapi kalian hanya mendapatkan waktu tiga jam!' Dengan sangat cepat ketiga pilot itupun akhirnya lari ke hutan untuk mencari buah-buahan

    1 jam kemudian pilot A datang dengan membawa 10 buah apel,sang kepala suku" Baik kamu telah membawa 10 buah apel. Sekarang masukkan semua apel itu melalui lobang pantat kamu satu persatu. Kalau kamu merintih, atau membuat suara, kamu akan saya potong-potong jadi sate!!"
    Dengan perlahan-lahan sang pilot mencoba memasukkan apel pertama tanpa merintih. Dengan penuh perjuangan dan ketahanan akhirnya apel pertama bisa dia masukkan. Namun di apel yg ke dua ia tidak bisa menahan sakit dari ng-ngnya, dan seraya merintih. Dengan kejam sang kepala suku memenggal
    kepala sg pilot. Maka naiklah ia ke surga.

    Pilot B datang membawa 10 buah lengkeng. Dan kepala suku memberikan instruksi yg sama kepada sang pilot. Dalam hati, 'Yah kalo lengkeng sih gampang!' Dan memang betul. Satu lengkeng masuk, dua lengkeng, tiga lengkeng........tapi pada saat ia memasukkan lengkeng yg ke sepuluh sang
    kepala suku tiba2 memotong kepalanya.
    Saat pilot B naik ke surga ia bertemu dengan pilot A.




    Pilot B: Wah kamu mati juga ya?
    Pilot A: Iya aku bawa apel sih. Kan sakit! Sialan itu kepala suku,syaratnya berat banget! Trus kamu bawa buah apa?
    Pilot B: Lengkeng.
    Pilot A: Lengkeng? Itu kan gampang, kecil, gak sakit lagi!
    Pilot B: Emang betul. Semua lengkeng hampir aku masukkan semua ke dalam lobang pantat.
    Tapi ya itu, tiba2 aku tertawa dan semua lengkeng yg aku sudah masukkan keluar semua.....
    Pilot A: Bego kamu! Kog ketawa?
    Pilot B: Habis pas mau masukin lengkeng no.10 aku liat Pilot C bawa DUREN ! What a Face [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Fri 22 Oct 2010, 3:36 pm

    aropunk wrote:anal + buah = apes!!!
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    pada saat perang dunia,terdapat 3 orang pilot yg terdampar di pulau kalimantan,setelah tersesat selama 2 hari,tiba2 mereka disergap oleh suku headhunter yg terkenal kegemarannya memenggal kepala lawan mereka...setelah memohon ampun akhirnya
    Maka kepala suku setempat berkata, 'Kalo kamu semua masih mau hidup, kalian harus pergi ke hutan dan bawa kembali SEPULUH buah yg jenisnya sama. Tapi kalian hanya mendapatkan waktu tiga jam!' Dengan sangat cepat ketiga pilot itupun akhirnya lari ke hutan untuk mencari buah-buahan

    1 jam kemudian pilot A datang dengan membawa 10 buah apel,sang kepala suku" Baik kamu telah membawa 10 buah apel. Sekarang masukkan semua apel itu melalui lobang pantat kamu satu persatu. Kalau kamu merintih, atau membuat suara, kamu akan saya potong-potong jadi sate!!"
    Dengan perlahan-lahan sang pilot mencoba memasukkan apel pertama tanpa merintih. Dengan penuh perjuangan dan ketahanan akhirnya apel pertama bisa dia masukkan. Namun di apel yg ke dua ia tidak bisa menahan sakit dari ng-ngnya, dan seraya merintih. Dengan kejam sang kepala suku memenggal
    kepala sg pilot. Maka naiklah ia ke surga.

    Pilot B datang membawa 10 buah lengkeng. Dan kepala suku memberikan instruksi yg sama kepada sang pilot. Dalam hati, 'Yah kalo lengkeng sih gampang!' Dan memang betul. Satu lengkeng masuk, dua lengkeng, tiga lengkeng........tapi pada saat ia memasukkan lengkeng yg ke sepuluh sang
    kepala suku tiba2 memotong kepalanya.
    Saat pilot B naik ke surga ia bertemu dengan pilot A.




    Pilot B: Wah kamu mati juga ya?
    Pilot A: Iya aku bawa apel sih. Kan sakit! Sialan itu kepala suku,syaratnya berat banget! Trus kamu bawa buah apa?
    Pilot B: Lengkeng.
    Pilot A: Lengkeng? Itu kan gampang, kecil, gak sakit lagi!
    Pilot B: Emang betul. Semua lengkeng hampir aku masukkan semua ke dalam lobang pantat.
    Tapi ya itu, tiba2 aku tertawa dan semua lengkeng yg aku sudah masukkan keluar semua.....
    Pilot A: Bego kamu! Kog ketawa?
    Pilot B: Habis pas mau masukin lengkeng no.10 aku liat Pilot C bawa DUREN ! What a Face [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] bablas angine lol! lol! lol!

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by legability on Fri 22 Oct 2010, 4:25 pm

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    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] bablas angine lol! lol! lol!

    brojol bonggolnya cui ... crot ahhh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Wed 01 Dec 2010, 1:22 pm

    Hmnn..klo uda gini, croottznya bijimane yaa Question Suspect [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Wed 01 Dec 2010, 1:24 pm

    harusnya segagah ini... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 11:23 am

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 2:02 pm

    aropunk wrote:[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Aaaach ini mah belon banjir bang foke, br juga genangan air......bentar lg juga kering [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Kalo berhari2 br surut, nah......itu br banjir namanya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] lol! lol! lol!

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 3:47 pm

    RB66 wrote:
    Aaaach ini mah belon banjir bang foke, br juga genangan air......bentar lg juga kering [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Kalo berhari2 br surut, nah......itu br banjir namanya [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] lol! lol! lol!
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    klo nyampe sebatas kumis bang foke....itungannya baru banjir tu om hihihi:D:D:D [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 4:11 pm

    aropunk wrote:


    klo nyampe sebatas kumis bang foke....itungannya baru banjir tu om hihihi:D:D:D [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Itu sih, namanya bang Foke sambil menyelam minum air ato.........sambil banjir minum air ya? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] lol! lol! lol! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 4:14 pm

    Scandal WARTEG GATE....kira2 bang kumis lengser ga om? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Kapaktumpul on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 4:25 pm

    aropunk wrote:Scandal WARTEG GATE....kira2 bang kumis lengser ga om? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


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    besok2 keluar dari depan pintu rumah aja kena pajak...namanya Pajak untuk memakmurkan Gayus

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 03 Dec 2010, 4:42 pm

    Kapaktumpul wrote:

    besok2 keluar dari depan pintu rumah aja kena pajak...namanya Pajak untuk memakmurkan Gayus
    Emmm....tu om dju, cape2 kita bayar pajak, dibuat foya2, ampe bs jalan2 pake wig ke bali xixiixii [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sun 05 Dec 2010, 6:26 pm

    puyenk !!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Taras on Mon 06 Dec 2010, 10:47 am

    aropunk wrote:Scandal WARTEG GATE....kira2 bang kumis lengser ga om? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]


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    ntar toilet umum bakal kena pajak jg ga ye ?

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Taras on Mon 06 Dec 2010, 10:49 am

    aropunk wrote:puyenk !!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    GARA2 BB17 [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] clananya jg tuh ... untung ga mimisan [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:37 am

    Taras wrote:

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    ngliat aja brur...alat deteksi "M" elo lgs bunyi yaa xixixixiii [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Fri 10 Dec 2010, 2:49 pm

    aropunk wrote:puyenk !!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Liat gelagatnya, kayak maling takut dikenalin deh.....sampe nutup2 muka segala [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Ato jgn2 itu bro aropunk sendiri kali affraid affraid affraid joke bro [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 10 Dec 2010, 2:59 pm

    RB66 wrote:
    Liat gelagatnya, kayak maling takut dikenalin deh.....sampe nutup2 muka segala [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    ah akyu kan masi abege, mana mungkin bole ntn gituan [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Mon 13 Dec 2010, 2:51 pm

    Seorang lelaki bernama Djoko yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang masalahnya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Anto.

    "Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Djoko. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, terulangi pada malam pengantin."
    "Maksudmu? Sebenarnya apa yang terjadi semalam?"
    si Anto ingin tahu.

    "Begini. Kamu kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka main perempuan?."
    "Ha'ah. Tapi bukannya kamu bilang dah insyaf, akan bertobat stelah menikah?"

    "Memang la. Tapi aku lupa berbuat sesuatu semalam."
    "Ya kah? Apa yang udah km perbuat?"
    "Km tau, saat malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, dalam keadaan lemas, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan uang 500 rb pada isteriku."

    "Wah, gila kamu??!" Anto terperanjat.


    "Aku gak sengaja! Tp dah terjadi, mau apa lagi.." jawab Djoko dengan muka masam.
    "Trus,gimana? Isterimu marah?"
    "Itulah masalahnya," Djoko menjawab.

    "Dalam keadaan separuh sadar dia menjawab, 'Terima Kasih Bang, besok datang lagi ya'...!"...‎​‎​​‎​‎​​..
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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Mon 13 Dec 2010, 3:35 pm

    Seorang pria menelpon kerumahnya dan kebetulan yang menerima adalah pembantu rumah tangga(PRT)

    Pria : =)]hallo, selamat sore, ibu ada?
    PRT: selamat sore, ada pak!
    Pria : =)]ini siapa?
    PRT: saya pembantu pak
    Pria : =)]baru ya? Sepertinya kemarin tidak äϑα :/ Question Suspect
    PRT: ia pak, baru tadi siang saya datang
    Pria : =)] Ooh begitu... Ibunya mana?
    PRT: 3-|Lagiiii . . . tidur pak, (=|bapak ini siapa ya?
    Pria : =)]saya suaminya...
    PRT: :/ lho... Kalo begitu, ibu tidur dengan siapa ya? Suspect
    Pria : ː̗̀(☉,☉)ː̖́ APA ! ! ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Maksud kamu ada pria lain yang tidur dengan ibu!?>
    PRT: :/betul pak! ! !
    Pria : >sialan!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] What a Face cyclops ..(dengan segala sumpah serapahnya). >=)Eh... Kamu bisa bantu saya nggak? Nanti saya kasih 1 juta
    PRT: =Dwah mau pak (y)
    Pria : >=)ok, kamu masuk ke ruang kerjaku, ambil pistol ۶╤─ dan tembak
    mereka . . . ! ! !
    PRT: :/saya harus menembak ibu dan pria itu?:& [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Pria : >ya ! ! ! (y)
    PRT: =-?(merenung)
    Pria : >=)bagaimana? Mau saya tambahin 1 juta lagi nih ...
    PRT: :&ba..baik pak akan saya lakukan
    Pria : >cepaaaat!! >Saya tunggu!!
    Lalu si PRT itu mengambil pistol dan DOR!... DOR!!(suara pistol tersebut)
    . >=)_۶╤─ • • •. \ /
    /♊. Door! Door !! ♊ ‎​
    _/ \_ _/ \_
    (=|V_V *Eeeekkkk...*...
    PRT: =Dsudah pak (y)
    Pria : >bagus, sekarang untuk menghilangkan jejak kamu buang pistolnya ke kolam renang belakang rumah . . .(y)
    PRT: :/kolam renang yang mana ƴā pak?
    Pria : >ituuu yg di belakang rumah!!
    PRT: :/ngga ada kolam renang di belakang rumah pak...
    Pria : yakin!?
    PRT: yakin pak . . . [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Pria : Loh... ini bener gak sih no 840-379? Shocked
    PRT: :/bukan pak, di sini 840-397
    Pria : oh maaf... salah sambung...: pale What a Face

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Mon 13 Dec 2010, 7:19 pm

    aropunk wrote:Seorang lelaki bernama Djoko yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya, menceritakan tentang masalahnya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Anto.

    "Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Djoko. "Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, terulangi pada malam pengantin."
    "Maksudmu? Sebenarnya apa yang terjadi semalam?"
    si Anto ingin tahu.

    "Begini. Kamu kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka main perempuan?."
    "Ha'ah. Tapi bukannya kamu bilang dah insyaf, akan bertobat stelah menikah?"

    "Memang la. Tapi aku lupa berbuat sesuatu semalam."
    "Ya kah? Apa yang udah km perbuat?"
    "Km tau, saat malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, dalam keadaan lemas, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan uang 500 rb pada isteriku."

    "Wah, gila kamu??!" Anto terperanjat.


    "Aku gak sengaja! Tp dah terjadi, mau apa lagi.." jawab Djoko dengan muka masam.
    "Trus,gimana? Isterimu marah?"
    "Itulah masalahnya," Djoko menjawab.

    "Dalam keadaan separuh sadar dia menjawab, 'Terima Kasih Bang, besok datang lagi ya'...!"...‎​‎​​‎​‎​​..
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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Mon 13 Dec 2010, 7:23 pm

    aropunk wrote:Seorang pria menelpon kerumahnya dan kebetulan yang menerima adalah pembantu rumah tangga(PRT)

    Pria : =)]hallo, selamat sore, ibu ada?
    PRT: selamat sore, ada pak!
    Pria : =)]ini siapa?
    PRT: saya pembantu pak
    Pria : =)]baru ya? Sepertinya kemarin tidak äϑα :/ Question Suspect
    PRT: ia pak, baru tadi siang saya datang
    Pria : =)] Ooh begitu... Ibunya mana?
    PRT: 3-|Lagiiii . . . tidur pak, (=|bapak ini siapa ya?
    Pria : =)]saya suaminya...
    PRT: :/ lho... Kalo begitu, ibu tidur dengan siapa ya? Suspect
    Pria : ː̗̀(☉,☉)ː̖́ APA ! ! ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Maksud kamu ada pria lain yang tidur dengan ibu!?>
    PRT: :/betul pak! ! !
    Pria : >sialan!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] What a Face cyclops ..(dengan segala sumpah serapahnya). >=)Eh... Kamu bisa bantu saya nggak? Nanti saya kasih 1 juta
    PRT: =Dwah mau pak (y)
    Pria : >=)ok, kamu masuk ke ruang kerjaku, ambil pistol ۶╤─ dan tembak
    mereka . . . ! ! !
    PRT: :/saya harus menembak ibu dan pria itu?:& [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Pria : >ya ! ! ! (y)
    PRT: =-?(merenung)
    Pria : >=)bagaimana? Mau saya tambahin 1 juta lagi nih ...
    PRT: :&ba..baik pak akan saya lakukan
    Pria : >cepaaaat!! >Saya tunggu!!
    Lalu si PRT itu mengambil pistol dan DOR!... DOR!!(suara pistol tersebut)
    . >=)_۶╤─ • • •. \ /
    /♊. Door! Door !! ♊ ‎​
    _/ \_ _/ \_
    (=|V_V *Eeeekkkk...*...
    PRT: =Dsudah pak (y)
    Pria : >bagus, sekarang untuk menghilangkan jejak kamu buang pistolnya ke kolam renang belakang rumah . . .(y)
    PRT: :/kolam renang yang mana ƴā pak?
    Pria : >ituuu yg di belakang rumah!!
    PRT: :/ngga ada kolam renang di belakang rumah pak...
    Pria : yakin!?
    PRT: yakin pak . . . [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Pria : Loh... ini bener gak sih no 840-379? Shocked
    PRT: :/bukan pak, di sini 840-397
    Pria : oh maaf... salah sambung...: pale What a Face
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