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    Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Fri 11 Jun 2010, 1:54 pm

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Kapaktumpul on Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:13 am

    aropunk wrote:Seorang pria menelpon kerumahnya dan kebetulan yang menerima adalah pembantu rumah tangga(PRT)

    Pria : =)]hallo, selamat sore, ibu ada?
    PRT: selamat sore, ada pak!
    Pria : =)]ini siapa?
    PRT: saya pembantu pak
    Pria : =)]baru ya? Sepertinya kemarin tidak äϑα :/ Question Suspect
    PRT: ia pak, baru tadi siang saya datang
    Pria : =)] Ooh begitu... Ibunya mana?
    PRT: 3-|Lagiiii . . . tidur pak, (=|bapak ini siapa ya?
    Pria : =)]saya suaminya...
    PRT: :/ lho... Kalo begitu, ibu tidur dengan siapa ya? Suspect
    Pria : ː̗̀(☉,☉)ː̖́ APA ! ! ! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Maksud kamu ada pria lain yang tidur dengan ibu!?>
    PRT: :/betul pak! ! !
    Pria : >sialan!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] What a Face cyclops ..(dengan segala sumpah serapahnya). >=)Eh... Kamu bisa bantu saya nggak? Nanti saya kasih 1 juta
    PRT: =Dwah mau pak (y)
    Pria : >=)ok, kamu masuk ke ruang kerjaku, ambil pistol ۶╤─ dan tembak
    mereka . . . ! ! !
    PRT: :/saya harus menembak ibu dan pria itu?:& [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    Pria : >ya ! ! ! (y)
    PRT: =-?(merenung)
    Pria : >=)bagaimana? Mau saya tambahin 1 juta lagi nih ...
    PRT: :&ba..baik pak akan saya lakukan
    Pria : >cepaaaat!! >Saya tunggu!!
    Lalu si PRT itu mengambil pistol dan DOR!... DOR!!(suara pistol tersebut)
    . >=)_۶╤─ • • •. \ /
    /♊. Door! Door !! ♊ ‎​
    _/ \_ _/ \_
    (=|V_V *Eeeekkkk...*...
    PRT: =Dsudah pak (y)
    Pria : >bagus, sekarang untuk menghilangkan jejak kamu buang pistolnya ke kolam renang belakang rumah . . .(y)
    PRT: :/kolam renang yang mana ƴā pak?
    Pria : >ituuu yg di belakang rumah!!
    PRT: :/ngga ada kolam renang di belakang rumah pak...
    Pria : yakin!?
    PRT: yakin pak . . . [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Pria : Loh... ini bener gak sih no 840-379? Shocked
    PRT: :/bukan pak, di sini 840-397
    Pria : oh maaf... salah sambung...: pale What a Face

    hhmmm..ic ic...itu alasannya kenapa Legability menjadi DPO....

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:21 am

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    klo diteliti itu = test drive alias dicicipi yaa om, tsk...tks...samimawon donk

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:45 am

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    yaa klo pinter mendingan jadi Ir ato Dr kalee...xixixixiii

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Thu 16 Dec 2010, 1:46 am

    Kapaktumpul wrote:

    hhmmm..ic ic...itu alasannya kenapa Legability menjadi DPO....

    wa wah waa...kasus tu anak

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Kapaktumpul on Thu 16 Dec 2010, 12:51 pm

    aropunk wrote:

    wa wah waa...kasus tu anak [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    bocah iki ilang melolo loh, ta2 nongol di pengadilan ariel....

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Thu 16 Dec 2010, 4:57 pm

    Kapaktumpul (Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:51 pm) wrote:

    bocah iki ilang melolo loh, ta2 nongol di pengadilan ariel....
    jadi yg slama ini bredar di pilem mesum itu bukan CT ternyata simel gt om..aghh?? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ...

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by Kapaktumpul on Fri 17 Dec 2010, 2:12 am

    aropunk wrote:
    jadi yg slama ini bredar di pilem mesum itu bukan CT ternyata simel gt om..aghh?? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] ...
    abis telp beli...a..u...o
    ngasih kode katenya masi blom berani nongol didepan publik seblom disahkan ama pengadilan sebagai Bapak Bokep Sedunia(BBS)...Ir.Janu** Bbs [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sun 19 Dec 2010, 11:14 pm

    Kapaktumpul wrote:
    abis telp beli...a..u...o
    ngasih kode katenya masi blom berani nongol didepan publik seblom disahkan ama pengadilan sebagai Bapak Bokep Sedunia(BBS)...Ir.Janu** Bbs [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by legability on Mon 20 Dec 2010, 11:53 am

    sesekali bergambar nape ... text mulu kaya jaman bocah sma aje ... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by dhlee on Mon 20 Dec 2010, 9:00 pm

    legability wrote:sesekali bergambar nape ... text mulu kaya jaman bocah sma aje ... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    anjrit.. kaga keliatan tuh gak seru

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Mon 20 Dec 2010, 10:41 pm

    legability wrote:sesekali bergambar nape ... text mulu kaya jaman bocah sma aje ... [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    halaa bialiiinnn, btw thanks yaa sumbangannya lagi donk yg lbh serem,...ini gambar lanjutannya gawat...tilpen, temi abis Evil or Very Mad

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by RB66 on Tue 28 Dec 2010, 11:41 am

    Foto kenang2an mantan ya....sdh 4 th lalu msh inget2 aja seh [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:45 am

    Nama2 betawi G4uL yg terpengaruh budaya ke-inggris2an :
    Show Much Bean Much Say Knee (Somad Bin Mat Sani).

    Man Sure Give Brain (Mansur Gibran)

    And Tounge Bean Say Neap (Entong bin Sanip)

    Much Pay Cee (Mat Peci)

    Judge Free Bean Say Far (Jupri bin Safar)

    Say The Lee (Sadelih)

    Row Jay Lee (Rojalih)

    Mare Judge Kee (Marjukih)

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    Dash You Kee (Dasukih)

    Bank Dean Knee (Bang Danih)

    Duch Land (Dahlan)

    Make More (Makmur)

    Show Lea Keane (Solikhin)

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sat 20 Aug 2011, 8:48 am

    TEPOK PANTAT..

    Pemuda: Neng boleh gak Abang tepok pantat Neng..??
    Neng: heee.... jangan kurang ajar ya Bang..!!
    Pemuda: hayooolah Neng.... sekaliiiiiii... aja.....
    Neng: Emang gue cewek apaann.....??? dasar... buaya luhh...!!!
    Pemuda: Ya..... ya ....ya ...... ntar Abang kasih duit sejuta dehhh.....
    Neng: ......??????=-?
    Pemuda : Ayoo dong... Neng... cuma nepok sekaliiiii aja.... sejuta lho Nengg....!!!
    Si Neng mulai goyah imannya.... antara uang sejuta dan harga dirinya.....
    Setelah berpikir sesaat... maka diputuskan menerima tantangan si pemuda.. toh... cuma di tepok sekali aja... gak akan berbekas dan gak akan rugi apa2...
    Neng: Ok... tapi janji ya cuma sekali tepok aja...!!!

    Pemuda: Abang janji neng.....!!!
    Ya udah skarang Neng agak nungging ya... pinta sang pemuda...
    Neng pun agak nungging....
    Mulailah si pemuda beraksi menyiapkan telapak tangannya...
    Diusap-usaplah Pantat si Neng.... terus... di usap-usap lagi..... sampai si nengnya negor si pemuda...
    Neng: hayooo dong ditepok bang....!!!
    Pemuda: Iya... sebentar.....
    (sambil terus mengusap-usap pantat si Neng...)
    Neng: Ayoo... tepok bang...??
    Pemuda: Aduhhh.... Neng..... Kalo Abang Punya Sejuta udah Abang Tepok dari tadi Neng.....!!!!! What a Face Twisted Evil

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by newb4ev3r on Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:56 pm

    aropunk wrote:TEPOK PANTAT..

    Pemuda: Neng boleh gak Abang tepok pantat Neng..??
    Neng: heee.... jangan kurang ajar ya Bang..!!
    Pemuda: hayooolah Neng.... sekaliiiiiii... aja.....
    Neng: Emang gue cewek apaann.....??? dasar... buaya luhh...!!!
    Pemuda: Ya..... ya ....ya ...... ntar Abang kasih duit sejuta dehhh.....
    Neng: ......??????=-?
    Pemuda : Ayoo dong... Neng... cuma nepok sekaliiiii aja.... sejuta lho Nengg....!!!
    Si Neng mulai goyah imannya.... antara uang sejuta dan harga dirinya.....
    Setelah berpikir sesaat... maka diputuskan menerima tantangan si pemuda.. toh... cuma di tepok sekali aja... gak akan berbekas dan gak akan rugi apa2...
    Neng: Ok... tapi janji ya cuma sekali tepok aja...!!!

    Pemuda: Abang janji neng.....!!!
    Ya udah skarang Neng agak nungging ya... pinta sang pemuda...
    Neng pun agak nungging....
    Mulailah si pemuda beraksi menyiapkan telapak tangannya...
    Diusap-usaplah Pantat si Neng.... terus... di usap-usap lagi..... sampai si nengnya negor si pemuda...
    Neng: hayooo dong ditepok bang....!!!
    Pemuda: Iya... sebentar.....
    (sambil terus mengusap-usap pantat si Neng...)
    Neng: Ayoo... tepok bang...??
    Pemuda: Aduhhh.... Neng..... Kalo Abang Punya Sejuta udah Abang Tepok dari tadi Neng.....!!!!! What a Face Twisted Evil
    Kekekek... pengalaman pribadi yeh?

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Wed 24 Aug 2011, 6:56 am

    newb4ev3r wrote:
    Kekekek... pengalaman pribadi yeh?


    makanye ane share ke loe brur, kaliaje bernasip mujur kyk ane

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by legability on Fri 21 Oct 2011, 11:02 am

    masi ada orangnya ga sih nih forum?

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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:22 am

    legability wrote:masi ada orangnya ga sih nih forum?



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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

    Post by aropunk on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:29 pm

    Pemuda dulu: Telat bergerak ketembak
    Pemuda kini: Telat ngangkat membengkak
     ˚◦°˚°°◦OмаiiiiiiƓoOoƫт◦°°˚°◦˚

    Pemuda dulu: Kami, putra & putri indonesia
    Pemuda kini: Kami, putra & putri yg ditukar..

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    Pemuda dulu: Namanya Syamsul Bahri| Kini: Namanya S4Ms Ch3l4Lu c4Yan9 k4m0H. \=D/

    Pemuda dulu: Mati muda memeluk senjata| Pemuda kini: Mati muda di pelukan janda.


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    Re: Ketoprak BBm

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